The Top 10 Directions I could take this blog post, based on this photograph.
#10 This is the reason I should not be allowed to operate my computer and the oven at the same time. (Darn you, Etsy!)
#9 As my dad would say, “It’s just a little brown.”
#8 Most bloggers post about their delicious and beautiful recipe success stories. This is me being ironic.
#7 Most bloggers keep their audience engaged by making their readers want to be like them. Again, this is me being ironic (and human). 😉
#6 Black is HOT this season! (Yeah, have you seen our new collection?)
#5 Our social media culture says that it’s okay that I’m posting my burnt toast to the internet to promote my business, and that “content” isn’t really necessary to be popular. (Hooray!)
#4 Yes, my smoke alarms do work.
#3 No, the cats still do not like smoke alarms.
#2 Hey, I thought Black Friday was 2 weeks from now?
#1 Even the ducks won’t eat my toast.